Thanks, But, No Thanking to You

To the person who sent me the email below:


Dear Mr. Willy,
While I'm touched that the Secretary General of the United Nations Organization has taken an interest in "what happen" to me "since some years ago till now," I can't for the life of me remember what actually happened to me.  Hmmm.  Benin...Benin...Benin.  Nope.  Nothing rings a bell.  


Believe you me, I could really dance to the tune of $1.8 million U.S. dollars right about now.  However, I think that the money would be better served if it was donated to some worthy cause.  I hereby authorize you to donate every last dime of the $1.8 million to the SPOGG (The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar) chapter in your hometown.

You can go ahead and release the "anchors of the criminal act."  Tell them that I said, "No harm done.  It's all good."  I bear no grudges.  I am just grateful to know that someone in the Federal Republic of Benin has my back.


While your whole email was quite entertaining to read, I have highlighted the especially interesting snippets. 


In answer to the question "May God be with you and your family?":  Yes.  He is with me and my family.  24-7.  365.


My best regards to you and your staff at the Contact Payment Office as well as your buddies  at Zenith Bank.


Sincerely,
Jane Doe Lackley
Anywhere, USA

ATTENTION, We are very sorry for what happen to you since some years ago till now , Series of  meetings have been held over the past 2 weeks with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your fund which is to the tune of ($1.8 million) u.s dollars due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for theirselfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund. I want you to read this mail properly and do understand the reason why we are today to notify this payment to you, well the government of this country the FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF BENIN has found out that you have been one of victims according to the record of the file which has been brought to us and they have arrested those who are anchored in that criminal act.    So since last two weeks after the meeting we have made arrangement with ZENTH BANK BENIN REPUBLIC  on how to transfer your money into your bank account directly to your country and note that the total amount of money which the bank is going to transfer is ($1.8 million)u.s dollars only, and you are required  to contact the zenith bank immediately with your banking information so that the manager will transfer your funds  into your bank account. Bellow is the information need Your full name............. Home address................... Full banking information........... Swift code............................ Name of country...................... Name of bank.......................... Account number......................... Routing number......................... YOUR PHONE NUMBER ................ YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT ID ................. Be informed that we have paid the bank for the open of international account fee for you. Now listen to me to avoid any mistake the only money in which you are required  from you which you must pay to the ZENTH BANK is wiretransfer fee which is only $125.00 to transfer your funds directly into your bank account in your country, Therefore,try to contact the bank through this information.. Mr.WILLAMS DAVID / ZENTHBANK PLC  manager.Email:(zenithbankplc15@rocketmail.com)  please make sure you follow bankmanager's instruction and forward all your bank account detail where the said fund will be transferring  into and your current telephone number. This is the information the bank manager need from you. Bear it in mind that the only money that remain which you must pay to the zenith bank is wire transfer fee which is only $125.00 May God be with you and your family? FROM FEDERAL MINISTER OF FINANCE  BENIN CONTACT PAYMENT OFFICE BARR BENJAMIN WILLY